The Rise of AI

Maybe you’ve wondered why every third person you met in Silicon Valley for fifteen years was working in something called machine learning? The last time we had this many rich assholes chanting the same corporate-baby-talk at scale, we ended up with Social Media and the Trump Administration.

I haven’t had this much fun spending $7.00 since The Exorcist came out

when I was at Catholic school in the ‘70s

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Elon Musk explains Large Language Models to a dance troupe of Neuralink chipped white nationalists.

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Donald Trump contemplates his sexual obsession with Sara Huckabee Sanders while feeding in his 757 on a high dose of Lyrica.

(Production note: the prompt ‘DJT considers whether rape or KFC is more filling’ produced this exact same image.)

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Donald takes his own foreign policy advice as Nosferatu looks on from the gun-turret of an MRAP

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Tucker Carlson checks into Danbury wearing lederhosen and eating carrots

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Trump schools Yoda in the ways of the Space Force while standing on the moon without a pressure suit.

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Elon Musk dances a Ketamine Jig with his clone in a room full of African-American venture capitalists.

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Sara Huckabee Sanders contemplates her sexual obsession with Donald Trump before injecting Wegovy in the ladies.

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Kellyanne Conway storms off the set of a Blair Witch remake after the property department flubbs her MAGA hat.

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Trump and Adolf Hitler play game of #smallhandnazi dominos in the rec room of a rest home in hell.

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Trump smoking a social security check with a Rastafarian

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Trump tucks launch codes into a bag of chicken-mc-nuggets while a brownshirt from NSA looks on.

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Trump and John Gotti duck into the Ravenite Social Club.